We will pay people who are polite first.
We will pay people who are rude last.
We will pay people with runny noses second.
We will pay people with body odour issues second last, and from arm length.
We will pay people who like My Little Pony – regardless of whether or not they campaigned for us. We’ve got your backs bronies!
We will pay them on the beaches
We will pay them on the landing grounds
we will pay them in the field
and we pay them in the streets.
We will never give up paying you
We will see you in court.
– No Land Tax Commissariat.